Lady @Lady@cat.family

it has a number in the middle and the only way i can type numbers on a tenkeyless keyboard is by holding option and shift at the same time

the password to my laptop was designed to be very easy to type but then i changed keyboard layouts and now it is very difficult but i’m to lazy to fix it

they really will just publish anyone who knows a guy or did a thing

new york times why are you publishing an op-ed from the U.S. trade representative in the Trump administration

open your damn presents on christmas eve lmao

« The Catholic Church considers attendance at Sunday Mass nonnegotiable, and the same goes for Christmas Day » it goes double on Christmas Day?? obviously???

i gotta say, i just really do not understand Protestants https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/18/us/christmas-church-service-protestants.html

it's easy to focus exclusively on a vertical dialectic between party and population when you only have one axis of oppression. but maybe we need horizontal dialectics too?

oh, the problems i have with a single-party system, insofar as they exist, are that it is class-reductionist

ooh, bananas

everyone: why don’t you just take the car it has GPS

Linkle: sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of Being Awesome

Linkle 5 minutes later: hi yes i’m calling you, where did you say you were again?

contemporary AU where Linkle is a punk biker dyke (but still can’t follow a map so always gets lost)

she has guns

i like Linkle but i don’t think she is the same character as Link

is this author using “Linkle” to mean f!Link or to mean Linkle, the eternal question

for real if the #nsfw tag on your instance does not have good content, consider removing the sources of bad content from it????? just a thought

it looks like a cat

mastodon.social doesn’t let the #nsfw tag show up in search because they are cowards

what if instead of having to maintain one permalink in perpetuity we had to maintain two

(reading a fic about a dragon and just thinking about that guy who raised a bear and later it ate him)