Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

open your damn presents on christmas eve lmao

« The Catholic Church considers attendance at Sunday Mass nonnegotiable, and the same goes for Christmas Day » it goes double on Christmas Day?? obviously???

i gotta say, i just really do not understand Protestants https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/18/us/christmas-church-service-protestants.html

it's easy to focus exclusively on a vertical dialectic between party and population when you only have one axis of oppression. but maybe we need horizontal dialectics too?

oh, the problems i have with a single-party system, insofar as they exist, are that it is class-reductionist

ooh, bananas

everyone: why don’t you just take the car it has GPS

Linkle: sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of Being Awesome

Linkle 5 minutes later: hi yes i’m calling you, where did you say you were again?

contemporary AU where Linkle is a punk biker dyke (but still can’t follow a map so always gets lost)

she has guns

i like Linkle but i don’t think she is the same character as Link

is this author using “Linkle” to mean f!Link or to mean Linkle, the eternal question

for real if the #nsfw tag on your instance does not have good content, consider removing the sources of bad content from it????? just a thought

it looks like a cat

mastodon.social doesn’t let the #nsfw tag show up in search because they are cowards

what if instead of having to maintain one permalink in perpetuity we had to maintain two

(reading a fic about a dragon and just thinking about that guy who raised a bear and later it ate him)

it doesn’t work if there aren’t reproductive penalties to killing you

no see controlling reproduction is kind of an important part of the domestication process

still budding breasts

but more triphoppy, like KLLO