i’m not actually going to pop into someone’s mentions and tell them to read Foucault but also the man did make the argument they are trying to make in 1976, english translation 1978, so
i mean this wouldn't surprise me to be clear but i don't have the energy to look at them so lmao
so of course having exhausted all the sheikah shrines in breath of the wild, they can't do that again, but it's a zelda game, so SOMEBODY had to make the temples and powerups a long time ago
basically they settled on the sheikah being high-tech so they needed to come up with a different group to be low-tech and create all the ruins
if you aren't a zelda nerd and don't know who the zonai are don't worry nobody else knows either
this better not contradict my headcanons about Zonai religiosity and general chronology of the peoples of Hyrule
instead of korok seeds you’re going to be running around collecting tears of light something something banish the darkness mumble defeat ganon
anyway the Official Explanation for Tears to the Kingdom is “our ideas for Breath of the Wild DLC were too wild to actually pull off as DLC” so like, fair odds it’s another hit out of left field lol
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