Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

this is kind of sad when i think about it

i've never read a fanfiction able to capture the raw teenage horniness that stephenie meyer did with isabella swan

let me put it this way: i was born in 1994 and it wasn't “The Sign”

man, the song which was billboard #1 on the day i was born was really shit

https://youtu.be/lOqy8cC72wA

i have the slowpoke song stuck in my head

everybody knows David Brooks is a hack but as a newspaper you have a reputation to maintain

and i just feel like any good editor would have pulled him aside and been like, dude. say the first thing not the second

he could have just said “the idea of a race war is a white-supremacist fiction and we have to understand the language of activists in context” but INSTEAD what he said was “some activists are good and embrace multiculturalism but some activists are bad and speak with an us-versus-them mentality and that’s why racism still exists”

is David Brooks the 9 Chickweed Lane of op-eds

do you think anyone at the NYTimes actually reads David Brooks op-eds or do you think they just publish them

some of these you can make reasonable guesses for but goodra?? lilligant?? why??

timeline of when every pokémon in legends arceus not in bdsp went extinct

« The city is also notable for its old guys. »

ah yes, i find myself a lass in need of refreshment; time to go drink some ¿¿¿straight vodka??!

« The daytime levels are like good vodka. On its own, a refreshing beverage. »

some things are easier to say in English

here i am… once again…