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sometimes pokémon has designs which you think are bad until they carry your team against the elite four and then you get extremely defensive about them for the rest of your mortal existence

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sometimes pokémon has designs which are bad…
but…
sometimes pokémon has designs which are good

NAME/LEAF
ID № 46988

STATUS
POKéDEX
113
PLAY TIME
99:55

№ 197 :L38 ♂
Keeper/UMBREON
ITEM
BLACKGLASSES
MOVE
CONFUSE RAY
BITE
SAND-ATTACK
RETURN

№ 034 :L52 ♂
Kaijuu/NIDOKING
ITEM
CHARCOAL
MOVE
THIEF
THUNDERPUNCH
FIRE PUNCH
ICE PUNCH

№ 241 :L43 ♀
Bulldye/MILTANK
ITEM
AMULET COIN
MOVE
ROLLOUT
MILK DRINK
DEFENSE CURL
BODY SLAM

№ 154 :L42 ♂
Saltpetre/MEGANIUM
ITEM
MIRACLE SEED
MOVE
SYNTHESIS
POISONPOWDER
RAZOR LEAF
LIGHT SCREEN

№ 082 :L46
Ocular/MAGNETON
ITEM
QUICK CLAW
MOVE
THUNDER WAVE
THUNDERSHOCK
TRI ATTACK
LOCK-ON

№ 178 :L48 ♀
Nike/XATU
ITEM
EXP. SHARE
MOVE
FUTURE SIGHT
FLY
NIGHT SHADE
TELEPORT

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me: i don't know how to write this scene without making it sound like ass
me:
me: oh right i could just use a different point of view which isn't shit

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Nighthawks have small feet,
of little use for walking,
and long pointed wings

if this sounds harsh it's only because closed social media platforms killed the RSS ecosystem and i have a grudge

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people on cohost really will extensively style their post to get around the fact that they can't extensively style the site

the api actually makes sense. the thing which is difficult to manage is the eight-month-old dog

most of my coworkers are the type to react with the dancing rainbow coffee parrot when something is exciting but i am the type to react with the trans flag train emoji

this App Store review just said something along the lines of “it's very simple and that's good but maybe they could add something more to it like letting you make an account”

buddy this is a text editor

cohost: we are currently working to implement a system to allow us to get user input on this area of policy

congratulations, you just created one, it's called the replies to this post

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