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me: i don't know how to write this scene without making it sound like ass
me:
me: oh right i could just use a different point of view which isn't shit

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i didn't even know girafarig was broken until now

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Lady boosted

Nighthawks have small feet,
of little use for walking,
and long pointed wings

if this sounds harsh it's only because closed social media platforms killed the RSS ecosystem and i have a grudge

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people on cohost really will extensively style their post to get around the fact that they can't extensively style the site

the api actually makes sense. the thing which is difficult to manage is the eight-month-old dog

most of my coworkers are the type to react with the dancing rainbow coffee parrot when something is exciting but i am the type to react with the trans flag train emoji

this App Store review just said something along the lines of “it's very simple and that's good but maybe they could add something more to it like letting you make an account”

buddy this is a text editor

cohost: we are currently working to implement a system to allow us to get user input on this area of policy

congratulations, you just created one, it's called the replies to this post

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buddy if you didn't want people angrily responding when you announced changes to your content policy but didn't have prepared details as to what those policy changes were, why did you start an isolated one-size-fits-all moderated platform and then announce policy changes while leaving the details undecided then

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lol @ cohost “:dog_tilting_head: complete transparency into our process can backfire??”

Hisuian Zoroark, the Resentful TF Pokémon

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i think it is both funny and accurate that Hisuian Zoroark has a 7♂:1♀ sex distribution and also looks like this

feels a bit disrespectful to me like you're missing the point of the book

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