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you are camping in the wilderness alone, and you were just suddenly reminded of your girlfriend’s killer-gorgeous butt. you're horny and you need to take care of it. do you masturbate:

honestly steve eating cereal ought to be more of a trope in BotW fandom

« Zelda tries not to let her heart break, not to let any tears flow down her face. Any show of weakness would mean the beast would throw its evil magic at her harder, and she has to hold on until Link comes for her.

Link, unaware of Zelda’s longing and grief, digs into his bowl of mushroom risotto. »

« Sword or not, saving Hyrule or not, you’re already a hero to me. » you're my present this year

« Link threw his hands up in mock frustration » video games man

that is what you mean right. it's a strong, important feeling and she expresses it from the depths of her heart. there are words for that which are just that; you don't need the reduplicative “she cannot lie; she could never lie”; you can just say she's sincere

try just actually saying what you fucking mean, like “the answer resonates within Impa with a clarity which cannot be mistaken, and when she responds, it is with a sincerity which cannot be faked.”

using words to create a heightened sense of emotional weight is fine but next time choose ones which make sense

Impa (lying): I think you look like shit

« Impa knows she cannot lie. She can never lie about this.

“Beautiful,” Impa says » okay, that's not something one would lie about in the first place, so

« We trust one person for recommendations on food, and another for movies, and to muddle these trusts could be disastrous. » is there a story here, Tim BL

???

studying with ASU is like… being deployed to serve colonialist US military ambitions in the middle east??

these days it just feels blunt and uncouth

man remember when the song ‘Grapevine Fires’ by Death Cab for Cutie seemed mostly allegorical

« Of course, there is no help for authors (or programs!) that generate unreadable code. If you know the HTML format and you have looked at the source of some pages on the Web, you have probably wondered occasionally what monster was able to mangle the HTML code behind a simple Web page or an e-mail message in such a way that it is hard to believe that HTML was ever called a "structured language." Given the opportunity, some people will make a mess of anything. »

i cope with emotional stress by doing mindless implementations of algorithms in javascript, which is a problem when my job is to make informed decisions while writing code in ruby

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: all link knows how to do is simp and be horny

an avatar with bright, vivid colours? couldn't be me

do you think the state has an obligation to protect social access to community spaces for queer people? do you think the state has an obligation to suppress white supremacists? do you think the state has an obligation to suppress conspiracy theorists / purveyors of misinformation? i think many people would say “yes” now who would have said “no” a decade ago; this is a tide turning in favour of communism