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« A year and a half after Mr. Trump left office, Democrats continue to see him as a grave danger to the country and — even after a special counsel investigation, two impeachments, a large electoral victory in 2020 and a revelatory congressional inquiry into Mr. Trump’s efforts to overturn the election — many are increasingly concerned that he could return to power. » honestly the man is like Nero they're still going to be rallying against him centuries after he's dead

this is an evergreen joke but i would really rather it not be

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took an at-home antigen test

got an F for covid, but a C for being able to follow directions

some people might misinterpret this toot so i want to clarify when i say “boss” i mean the Team Rocket kind

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new pokémon crab: good
new pokémon sword lesbians: good
new pokémon ladyboss: very good

downloaded the official mastodon app solely because it supports Shortcuts 😩

their names are like “jellyfish”, “fishes”, “mermaid” in various languages

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why are all my javascript libraries subtly seapunk

how do i succinctly explain the concept of “appropriation” to an interviewer woman on national public radio

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remembering this one NPR interview with the guy who did the conlanging for Game of Thrones and the NPR interviewer lady was like “there are so many endangered languages why don’t you just use one of those” and the guy was like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

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you think your stick figure fighting game advertisement will work on me, you fool

i followed BosS on flipnote hatena

« CLassics are the books which were published before 1990 »

sure link was knighted but it probably wasn't a very high appointment considering it wasn't done on the field of battle

“ugh it's pretty cliché that they gave the north all the cold, snowy winters”

“that's not cliché that's how the planet works”

« I’m sorry, but as the princess’ handmaiden, it’s my duty to not leave her in the company of a young man for long, at her age.”

“Oh, Impa,” Zelda said, but then laughed. » zelda definitely fucks

how bright do you keep your kobo?

« Cheesecake, they were safe and prosperous enough here that they could make an excess of cakes out of cheese »

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