Lady @Lady@cat.family

sure link was knighted but it probably wasn't a very high appointment considering it wasn't done on the field of battle

“ugh it's pretty cliché that they gave the north all the cold, snowy winters”

“that's not cliché that's how the planet works”

« I’m sorry, but as the princess’ handmaiden, it’s my duty to not leave her in the company of a young man for long, at her age.”

“Oh, Impa,” Zelda said, but then laughed. » zelda definitely fucks

how bright do you keep your kobo?

« Cheesecake, they were safe and prosperous enough here that they could make an excess of cakes out of cheese »

« “Map?” the Goron asked. “Oh, the paper things. We don’t use those. »

queen zelda the princess mother

zelda, mother of zelda

the whole appeal of them is that they're the two lesbians who are Clearly Adults and Definitely Fuck

why would you write a fic about urbosa and zelda's mother and NOT make it smut

games are already shows but what they mean is the shows become less improvisational and more about signalling or repeating existing cultural currency

« YouTube videos change playing behaviors, transforming games into shows. » coming hard for streaming culture i see

naming a software package
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« Not only do Americans diverge sharply over important issues like abortion, immigration and the economy, they see the world in fundamentally different and incompatible ways. » we’ve been telling you this for nearly a decade

« In a remarkable consensus, a new Quinnipiac University poll found that 69 percent of Democrats and 69 percent of Republicans say that democracy is “in danger of collapse.” »

NYT, truth dot social IS a corner of the internet

i still think « And, since the houses in this area all had wooden walls and bamboo fences - though also, doubtless, because they were doomed to destruction anyway - the fire leaped from house to house until the whole street was blazing away » is the greatest parenthetical in all of literature

girls get on estrogen and just gotta let it all out

i didn't expect brambles to pivot into hyperpop but yk what it fits