Lady @Lady@cat.family

egg mcbiscuit is better lunch food than most of the things mcdonalds serves at lunch

if you have to write a blog post pleading with others that what you are doing is actually moral and right, maybe it isn’t

« He took out a piece of her embroidery called “Tired of Embroidering Pictures” »

my girlfriend makes fun of me because i talk to the video game

(it weights these so that the lowest is 0% but i'll have you know the next highest is 24.5% so it's still funny)

lol

buddy i just wanna make sure that when indigenous people get their land back, it isn't trashed

https://bluescholars.bandcamp.com/track/dawn-song-ft-shad

i mean i appreciate their guts

who the fuck kudosed my story when i had only posted the preamble and introduction

i just think ¿what kind of person would do that! is a better way of marking up rhetorical exclamations and ¡how could you? is a better way of marking up emphatic questions

i have started seriously using ¡ and ¿ in english in my writings now

it’s very annoying it was supposed to be published last night

constantly having to revise this draft as i refine my worldbuilding

i shot a bokoblin in the face and stole its horse and it wasn't a very good horse but it's mine now

having a conversation with my girlfriend about different ways of saying “buttcheek”

« However, she reminded herself that she was a princess, and a princess that had held back a demon of apocalyptic destruction for 100 years. So surely, she told herself, she had no cause to feel guilt or embarrassment for doing something that she wanted to do! »

const uuid7 = (date) => {
const n = BigInt(Math.floor(new Date(date))) << 80n | 7n << 76n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 12 >>> 0) << 64n | 2n << 62n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 32 >>> 0) << 30n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 30 >>> 0)
return `${(n >> 96n).toString(16).padStart(8, "0")}-${((n >> 80n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 64n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 48n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${(n & (2n ** 48n - 1n)).toString(16).padStart(12, "0")}`
}

it's not my job to fix this other person's minor inconvenience with this other website i don't contribute code to

the post-receive hook is written in python and i hated every minute of it

but it will be low-maintenance and stable, and it has zero dependencies beyond the standard library

for something which needs to interact with the filesystem and output both xml and json that’s pretty good