Lady @Lady@cat.family

(it weights these so that the lowest is 0% but i'll have you know the next highest is 24.5% so it's still funny)

lol

buddy i just wanna make sure that when indigenous people get their land back, it isn't trashed

https://bluescholars.bandcamp.com/track/dawn-song-ft-shad

i mean i appreciate their guts

who the fuck kudosed my story when i had only posted the preamble and introduction

i just think ¿what kind of person would do that! is a better way of marking up rhetorical exclamations and ¡how could you? is a better way of marking up emphatic questions

i have started seriously using ¡ and ¿ in english in my writings now

it’s very annoying it was supposed to be published last night

constantly having to revise this draft as i refine my worldbuilding

i shot a bokoblin in the face and stole its horse and it wasn't a very good horse but it's mine now

having a conversation with my girlfriend about different ways of saying “buttcheek”

« However, she reminded herself that she was a princess, and a princess that had held back a demon of apocalyptic destruction for 100 years. So surely, she told herself, she had no cause to feel guilt or embarrassment for doing something that she wanted to do! »

const uuid7 = (date) => {
const n = BigInt(Math.floor(new Date(date))) << 80n | 7n << 76n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 12 >>> 0) << 64n | 2n << 62n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 32 >>> 0) << 30n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 30 >>> 0)
return `${(n >> 96n).toString(16).padStart(8, "0")}-${((n >> 80n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 64n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 48n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${(n & (2n ** 48n - 1n)).toString(16).padStart(12, "0")}`
}

it's not my job to fix this other person's minor inconvenience with this other website i don't contribute code to

the post-receive hook is written in python and i hated every minute of it

but it will be low-maintenance and stable, and it has zero dependencies beyond the standard library

for something which needs to interact with the filesystem and output both xml and json that’s pretty good

this is all set up on my end i’m just waiting for my girlfriend to figure out the routing for the server; i gave her a somewhat complex list of demands

or tag+SHA1; shortcuts can generate those and it would guard against adding the same thing twice

i'm now wondering if in addition to normal timestamp-based statuses it would be useful to also have tag+uuid7-based statuses for things like notes or snippets which are not so ephemeral; that might be future work

the url will be status.kibi.exposed