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i just think ¿what kind of person would do that! is a better way of marking up rhetorical exclamations and ¡how could you? is a better way of marking up emphatic questions

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i have started seriously using ¡ and ¿ in english in my writings now

it’s very annoying it was supposed to be published last night

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constantly having to revise this draft as i refine my worldbuilding

i shot a bokoblin in the face and stole its horse and it wasn't a very good horse but it's mine now

having a conversation with my girlfriend about different ways of saying “buttcheek”

« However, she reminded herself that she was a princess, and a princess that had held back a demon of apocalyptic destruction for 100 years. So surely, she told herself, she had no cause to feel guilt or embarrassment for doing something that she wanted to do! »

const uuid7 = (date) => {
const n = BigInt(Math.floor(new Date(date))) << 80n | 7n << 76n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 12 >>> 0) << 64n | 2n << 62n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 32 >>> 0) << 30n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 30 >>> 0)
return `${(n >> 96n).toString(16).padStart(8, "0")}-${((n >> 80n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 64n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 48n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${(n & (2n ** 48n - 1n)).toString(16).padStart(12, "0")}`
}

it's not my job to fix this other person's minor inconvenience with this other website i don't contribute code to

the post-receive hook is written in python and i hated every minute of it

but it will be low-maintenance and stable, and it has zero dependencies beyond the standard library

for something which needs to interact with the filesystem and output both xml and json that’s pretty good

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this is all set up on my end i’m just waiting for my girlfriend to figure out the routing for the server; i gave her a somewhat complex list of demands

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or tag+SHA1; shortcuts can generate those and it would guard against adding the same thing twice

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i'm now wondering if in addition to normal timestamp-based statuses it would be useful to also have tag+uuid7-based statuses for things like notes or snippets which are not so ephemeral; that might be future work

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python HTML processing is bad so the only markup i will support is <example://link> or <example://link>="link text"

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i did make this shortcut and i'm working on the post-receive hook and some minimal html files to display the thing but it will probably be done tomorrow

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the purpose of CORS is to make sure things which are only on the intranet stay only on the intranet and things which require credentials keep requiring credentials. if your thing doesn't fit either of those cases please just let people use scripts with them

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type of guy who doesn't set access-control-allow-origin to the wildcard on a publicly-accessible redirect to a page with access-control-allow-origin set to the wildcard

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type of guy who doesn't set access-control-allow-origin to the wildcard for publicly available information

working copy has shortcuts support; i bet i could real easily and just have a CI pipeline to turn those text files into structured data

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