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the title: “Grieving Together”

the description: « Prince Sidon of the Zoras takes care of the hero, Link, and they bond over their shared loss »

the tags: Non-Human Genitalia, Prince Sidon Has Two Penises, Cloaca, Natural Lubrication, Orgasm

why would you use mathematical letters when <em> is right there

i was going to do some writing today but instead i got distracted by swift being wrong about dates

always check the citations lol

zelda wiki be like, hyrule warriors isn’t canon but this one fucking zelda guidebook, that is

regrettably

which i also need to look at for plot reasons at some point

it is also objectively a worse game than the first hyrule warriors

the joke is that the plot in hyrule warriors age of calamity is PAPER thin

me: i need to play hyrule warriors age of calamity because maybe it will give me insight into the period of time before the calamity

hyrule warriors age of calamity:

i need a ghostwriter

plymouth rock is so silly why is that a thing

i stand by the take that zelda's mom in breath of the wild is royal-born and thus must also be named zelda

naming Zelda’s mom Genevieve sure is a choice

anyway cultural associations with colours are funny and it's awkward when a site like github decides to make one association universal (red ink = deletion, negative) when there are some very prominent others (red ink = addition, positive, success)

everyone knows red is hot 📈 and blue is cold 📉 (not everybody knows this)

it's fucked that one of the github colorblind modes uses red and blue but makes red old and blue new

squirrels are cute and the ecological niche they fill here is not one that exists without human intervention so they're like tiny terraforming partners in crime

if humans disappeared it would be bad for seagulls sure but where i live it would also mean the death of every single squirrel