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remember when the singer for seven spires was like, awoo,

“english should bring back long S” is not a hill i would die on but ok

it was by this professor and we had this big long conversation about queer identity in rural washington and then at the end of it i was like “yeah but maybe you should focus less on liberal identitarian politics and instead be asking more about queer practices and experiences or the lack thereof; the difficulty out here is not in being gay but in doing gay things”

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zelda fanfiction writers really need a healthy dose of "if it sucks… hit da bricks"

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maybe zelda, a teenager who has literally never shown any interest in politics, should simply not be put in charge of everything

the ability of cats to distinguish "noises which sound like me" from "people noises"

being horny for daisy is not QUITE enough to get me to buy a mario sports game but it's close

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oh fuck they're adding daisy to mario strikers

type of girl who fills a guitar case full of cobwebs because she wants people to think she is made of spiders

most hylians would be like "uh go explore the belly of a giant fish?? i think i will choose survival"

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the whole point is that he is the only fool who actually wants the job

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canonically speaking if link didn't want to be the hero the goddess would have picked somebody else lol

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