Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

maybe zelda, a teenager who has literally never shown any interest in politics, should simply not be put in charge of everything

i have never been interviewed

the ability of cats to distinguish "noises which sound like me" from "people noises"

being horny for daisy is not QUITE enough to get me to buy a mario sports game but it's close

i want daisy to kick a football into my face

oh fuck they're adding daisy to mario strikers

this one was in my dream

type of girl who fills a guitar case full of cobwebs because she wants people to think she is made of spiders

most hylians would be like "uh go explore the belly of a giant fish?? i think i will choose survival"

the whole point is that he is the only fool who actually wants the job

canonically speaking if link didn't want to be the hero the goddess would have picked somebody else lol

it's very common in zelda fanfics to be all "oh woe is me i never wanted to be the hero but the goddess chose me and now i must" but like

why, where does that come from

where does the trope of unwilling hero even come from

« This is something that no one but a widely read person, and one moreover well-versed in moral philosophy and in the subtle arcana of metaphysical science could possibly understand. »

why is it like that

« "The right to marriage confers vital legal protections, dignity, and full participation in our society," the Office of Management and Budget said in a statement » scary

slice of life anime 🤝 the lord of the rings

food is important

body hair creates a spacer between body and fabric which creates wind, aids in sweat evaporation, and creates a cool pocket of air around your skin

my advice for staying cool in the summer is don't shave your legs

kind of girl who ends her several hour long call with her girlfriend so that she can chat with her girlfriend on discord