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“i was not expecting this anime to be notable for its portrayal of cats”

oh, i added another website to the EZINE💀💖EGIRL WebRing

goofpunk.com/

there was going to be more to this but i couldn't figure out which question would be most interesting

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what percentage of lewd minecraft fanfiction

Lady boosted

On their final day,
the family ascends in the
ski lift silently

i still think "gum" is the best-executed joke in all of anime

“you will understand when you are older”, my girlfriend says, thirty seconds before sending me a tumblr post explaining the meme

here is how it works in washington state:

- they mail you a ballot
- you vote for whoever the fuck you want
- the top two candidates win

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it's fucked up how states other than washington conduct their primaries

i am embarrassed to say that the CSPAN watcher has one of the best statements

« In closing, I'm the only candidate in America offering Term Limits Contract & Bodycam fulltime. This is a 1 time offer, Washington State. »

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« Other Professional Experience:
Watching C-Span for 30 years »

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« I advocate privacy, individual sovereignty, and private property. In summary, Bitcoin. »

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« This year's candidacy marks a decade of not trying to win but to use the Voters' Pamphlet to attract viewers to the posts on my blog » oh my god washington state really

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this is not as cringe as the guy who is running to complain about losing his medical license due to a complaint from “a member of LGBT”

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« The Democratic Party *abandoned* me. I became a Republican. Praise God. » sir this is a mcdonalds

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