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there was going to be more to this but i couldn't figure out which question would be most interesting

what percentage of lewd minecraft fanfiction

my girlfriend sent this to me

i still think "gum" is the best-executed joke in all of anime

“you will understand when you are older”, my girlfriend says, thirty seconds before sending me a tumblr post explaining the meme

here is how it works in washington state:

- they mail you a ballot
- you vote for whoever the fuck you want
- the top two candidates win

it's fucked up how states other than washington conduct their primaries

i am embarrassed to say that the CSPAN watcher has one of the best statements

« In closing, I'm the only candidate in America offering Term Limits Contract & Bodycam fulltime. This is a 1 time offer, Washington State. »

« Other Professional Experience:
Watching C-Span for 30 years »

« I advocate privacy, individual sovereignty, and private property. In summary, Bitcoin. »

« This year's candidacy marks a decade of not trying to win but to use the Voters' Pamphlet to attract viewers to the posts on my blog » oh my god washington state really

this is not as cringe as the guy who is running to complain about losing his medical license due to a complaint from “a member of LGBT”

« The Democratic Party *abandoned* me. I became a Republican. Praise God. » sir this is a mcdonalds

« For unconditional recognition of Israel as a refuge for Jews, increasingly scapegoated for the capitalist crisis, and facing murderous violence. » okay so Socialist Worker’s Party is out

these points are not disaligned https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/supreme-court-of-canada-desautel-sinixt-ruling-1.5998062

ballots arrived

i’m looking for candidates who:
- will prioritize the goals, empowerment, and sovereignty of inland salish peoples
- will fight for the right of people from
the US to live and work in Canada and vice versa

are there any candidates like this on my ballot

everyone poops