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« The Democratic Party *abandoned* me. I became a Republican. Praise God. » sir this is a mcdonalds

« For unconditional recognition of Israel as a refuge for Jews, increasingly scapegoated for the capitalist crisis, and facing murderous violence. » okay so Socialist Worker’s Party is out

ballots arrived

i’m looking for candidates who:
- will prioritize the goals, empowerment, and sovereignty of inland salish peoples
- will fight for the right of people from
the US to live and work in Canada and vice versa

are there any candidates like this on my ballot

in general i think fantasy authors try to make coinages which sound cool and interesting and unique; this is a MISTAKE, your coinage should sound boring and painfully obvious if you actually want to sell it as a thing people say all the time

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english month names would be boring shit like “summer month” “harvest month” “spooky month”

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you can't just stick two words together and call it a month

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« You left right at the end of Highbright. It’s the first week of Brightdusk. » look i appreciate the attempt but english is not german

would you rather be able to lie in the sun all day without getting too warm, or is getting warm the point?

“there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” buddy bosses are the problem not consumers

one time i named a wurmple after my girlfriend and it evolved into a beautifly

one time i shared a pokémon fanfiction with my girlfriend and said “this reminds me of you” and she was like “wow this makes me feel terrible about myself” and i was like “yeah but i love you”

let's go!

my girlfriend was somewhat ambivalent about nyan shogi

you were just out gardening and now you are undressing for your bath. you have already removed your gown; what comes next?

it's 2022 and i still don't know who Biff and Eho are

you were just out gardening and now you are undressing for your bath. you have already removed your gown; what comes next?

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