Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

how is it pronounced

« This Pokémon is popular among the elderly, who say the vibrations of its lumps are great for massages. »

this is a real pokédex entry for a real pokémon; yet nobody has written about it doing sex work yet

did you know that there is a vibrator pokémon and nobody has written a sexy fic about it yet

we were talking about the Flabébé episode and how it was really about the importance of pollinators

my girlfriend was like “lesbian pokémon dune would be dope”

i think it goes really understated how even the very simple things in Pokémon like “Peck is super-effective against Bug-types” still does more exploration into the natural world and ecosystems and interactions between different kinds of life than like 99% of videogames, and maybe even fictional media

we talked about how the absol episode was like nuclear semiotics

i've managed to convince my girlfriend to hang out while i watch pokémon

“the ecology of pokémon is varied” — Gary Oak

nice to see the emphasis on RTL languages this WWDC

holy shit they finally added regex to swift?!

you can attribute anything to Zeus so long as he gets a kick out of it

when people you think of as older are not actually that much older than you

where is the pokémon fanfic about this

summarized by a reddit commenter for those curious: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonLegendsArceus/comments/sn7lpi/comment/hwonysf/

do you think this author is going to address the fact that Adult Link spent their entire teenage years in a coma

do you think this author is going to explain how Adult Link is present in this post-OoT timeline before they get to the smut or nah

they really did have a people who fuck pokémon sidequest in legends arceus

on the one hand i’m like, “why would samus cut off her dick? she was raised by birds!”, but on the other hand i’m like “why WOULDN’T samus cut off her dick?! she was raised by BIRDS!!”