Lady @Lady@cat.family

gf: but… don't you have lots of things you want to accomplish…?

me: yes but not *professionally*

zelda AU where the library of hyrule has a classification system which makes sense

can't sleep thinking about LCC

« One of the most surprising class numbers that we found during our analysis of the HQ schedule was one that fell outside our primary range of interest […] It was “Marriage with deceased wife’s sister” at HQ1028 […] The cursory catalog searches gave us a sense that the call number is no longer in regular use and that this topic is not currently being written about. »

« Episode 1 of Obi-Wan Kenobi was FULL of Star Wars references. » no shit??

this seems… illegal

now i’m thinking about pokémon professor burnet’s abs

Oops! All Milfs

when i was a kid i could never wait for my Psyduck to evolve and now i make it hold an everstone. this is known as maturity

*gets a report* ah, i see the kits are up to Mischief again

impugn, impugn
the cops in june

my girlfriend called me old……

i would have denied him entry for being Bing Crosby but that's just me

as a fun historical note, the combination of a jean jacket and jeans is known as a canadian tuxedo, not because canadians wear it (as this thread exemplifies), but because a hotel in Vancouver BC once denied Bing Crosby entry for wearing full denim

(it's a jean jacket sort of day)

we came to the conclusion that she was simply too delicate and refined a lady for such a course fabric, which is fine

i can be the denim dyke in the relationship and she can be the activewear

i tried to talk my girlfriend into wearing denim and she was like no

dykes in denim

i mean in terms of things which make me concerned for zoomers the number of pepe memes i see them using on discord still takes the cake