Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« Episode 1 of Obi-Wan Kenobi was FULL of Star Wars references. » no shit??

this seems… illegal

now i’m thinking about pokémon professor burnet’s abs

Oops! All Milfs

when i was a kid i could never wait for my Psyduck to evolve and now i make it hold an everstone. this is known as maturity

*gets a report* ah, i see the kits are up to Mischief again

impugn, impugn
the cops in june

my girlfriend called me old……

i would have denied him entry for being Bing Crosby but that's just me

as a fun historical note, the combination of a jean jacket and jeans is known as a canadian tuxedo, not because canadians wear it (as this thread exemplifies), but because a hotel in Vancouver BC once denied Bing Crosby entry for wearing full denim

(it's a jean jacket sort of day)

we came to the conclusion that she was simply too delicate and refined a lady for such a course fabric, which is fine

i can be the denim dyke in the relationship and she can be the activewear

i tried to talk my girlfriend into wearing denim and she was like no

dykes in denim

i mean in terms of things which make me concerned for zoomers the number of pepe memes i see them using on discord still takes the cake

this tcaf drama has me a bit concerned for zoomers

michael and eisenhower

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Masturbation in Shower, technically in tub but that wasnt a tag

AO3 is an extremely normal website where the “dildos” tag has 6973 M/M pairings, 177% the number of F/F and F/M pairings combined