Lady @Lady@cat.family

all this talk of mastodon is making me want to fork mastodon 😔

sorry synthesists, libertarians, and (with sympathies) communists; mastodon is simply designed for small agile groups with high levels of internal cohesion and collective responsibility

honestly i think i could sum up all of my takes about federation much more simply if i just said “i’m a platformist”

i don't actually hate OOD i'm just a poststructuralist

« Object-oriented design (OOD) requires that you shift from thinking of the world as a collection of predefined procedures to modeling the world as a series of messages that pass between objects. » but are the objects themselves not constructed through a collection of predefined procedures? in fact it is the extremes of functional programming (lisps) in which one can encounter truly emergent “objects” and behaviours,

« The world is also object-oriented. » bold fucking claim

« His computer was old enough that it still had a disk drive built into it. »

« Then again, Link found out that he hated Revali *even more* when he caressed Zelda and then stabbed her twice in the back with a fake knife before slowly and heart breakingly slitting her throat. »

brother are you legitimately surprised this woman took off her bra before going to bed

what do you think love is

« Do you know if Link loves Zelda? » holmes have you not been present for the past 30 fucking chapters of this book

yes, i know, he's from the games nobody played, but STILL

vaati is the person you are describing; ravio is just a coward in a bunny costume

the way this person is describing ravio i’m like holmes have you not heard of vaati

this girl just fucking stole a swingset swing from a child

can’t wait for the same thing to happen to hiphop in the 2030s

yes. that is what that is for.

remember when the 90s was like “rock & roll should be the conservative white man genre”

« You basically drink the coffee beans right out of the ground. That’s awful. »

« “Link! You work at 3am? Isn’t that illegal?”

“Yes. Haven’t you heard though? I’m a criminal. I do illegal things. »