Lady @Lady@cat.family

people’s democratic party

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Alternate Universe - Convenience Store

the animation in cinderella looks like wand of gamelon

hagrid: breaking the law is fun and good, the legal system treats people like me with great prejudice, even dumbledore agrees

harry: cool i'm gonna be a cop

do you think hagrid ever regretted taking harry under his wing

my girlfriend: maybe they’re like camels

sidon has two dicks but does mipha have two clitorides

they are currently on 0.199.0

pokémon go has still not had a 1.0.0 release

i'm not sure sex with a fish person would actually work

« In this enclosed, steamy space, it was more difficult than ever not to be hyper-aware of their lack of clothing and certain parts of their bodies » “hot and steamy” refers to body heat and steam on windows, not literally warm steamy environments, which actually have a relaxing effect

elbow link in the face
elbow link in the face

update: it is a small shower

i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??

no i don't want a bagel pizza i want a pizza pizza

explaining to my girlfriend what “MILTANK used ROLLOUT” means

petition to make the US flag one star and one very long stripe just to fuck with emoji vendors

no doctor, i’m on marxists.org because i‘m using it as a design reference, that’s all