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i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

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« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??

no i don't want a bagel pizza i want a pizza pizza

explaining to my girlfriend what “MILTANK used ROLLOUT” means

petition to make the US flag one star and one very long stripe just to fuck with emoji vendors

no doctor, i’m on marxists.org because i‘m using it as a design reference, that’s all

when safari doesn't support something it's like oh i guess i can't use this CSS property but when chrome doesn't support something it's like wow instead of this core web technology i got gobbledygook or a blank white page

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yesterday i learned of another thing chrome does not support even though firefox and safari both have for decades

the quick start guide: download our app!!

the users manual: important! please use a wired connection when setting up your router.

you know it’s time to go to bed when Wade calls you to tell you that the Bug-Catching Contest is today

gay milfs :do_boost:

oh baby maybe consider some bad people are actually bad and they have feelings and can use words too

why did pokémon decide to give nidoqueen a chainmail bikini

like, there are far more pokémon in pogo than are in literally any regional dex right, it's too many pokémon

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as a trans woman, it is important to remember that many of the men you encounter are not, in fact, secretly bursting with hidden feminine energy

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