Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

type of girl who cues up an album with the same length as the time remaining until her next meeting

orthodoxy via technicality

and at that point i set the book down

doing a “death of the author” reading of HARRY POTTER by ONLY considering what is IN the text!! nothing else!!

> HARRY POTTER and the SORCERER’S STONE

oh yeah!! i’m so excited!! this is the good stuff!!

> BY J.K. ROWLING

FUCK

« "How do you even know you're allergic to frogs?" Link asked.

"How do you know you're not?" »

« Midna laughed, but as absurd as the suggestion was, she was dying for catharsis. So she stood up, cupped her hands, and shouted at the top of her lungs. "FUCK LAW SCHOOL!"

"FUCK IT! FUCK IT ALL!" Ganondorf yelled.

"GET FUCKED, PROFESSOR TINGLE! MY NAME'S NOT FUCKING MINDA!"

"YEAH, AND FUCK POLITICS TOO!"

"FUCK POLITICS!"

"WOOHOO!" »

« The newfound magical properties of spices banished the need for bulky layers. »

non pronounceable character

this is a pretty good fic but i do wish the author knew how to spell

either way is a win

do you think they will name the boy protagonist scarlet or do you think they will name him violet

wonder how much of this decision was prompted by Gen VII being forcibly sunsetted with the close of the eShop

we don't even have HOME compatibility for the games we already have!!

i'm happy for a new pokémon game but i feel like they coulda waited a year

« I feel bad that I haven't shown Link doing many chores compared to Zelda, so this chapter fixes that a little. »

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i can't make someone fall in love with you because that's a major ethical violation, but i can help you lie and do crimes

people already solved this problem!!

it’s not like email got better in any way!! email has only gotten worse!

i really can’t imagine why people in the 2020s think email, a notoriously lacking format with a built‐in mechanism for being spammed with the inane thoughts of any passing stranger (or bot), is the best way to syndicate content now

and not, like, the significantly more modern and sophisticated technology of Having A Blog