Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

unfair to have a cosy girlfriend but not be able to snuggle

i like the new pokémon commercials they’re cute

so then i wrote some code (not in the thread on github) like

const sick = (yes, YES) => "ha"
Array.prototype.fill.call(sick)
Array.prototype.map.call(sick, sick).concat(sick())

to demonstrate that javascript really does not care about what you think is good or right

i could not for the life of me understand why any of these people cared about any of this stuff

apparently there is a really long thread on github about how javascript promises should be monads and half the people seemed to be arguing that javascript promises weren’t monads and the other half were arguing that they were a kind of monad they just couldn’t be ergonomically handled like other monads and somewhere buried in this discourse it seemed like the actual complaint had nothing to do with monads at all but of the javascript concept of a “thenable”

games are all about ideals like vengeance, honour, and glory because they don’t want to admit that in truth it’s all economics

when will fantasy games realize nobody wants to risk their life

cats

gf horny

girls

« the pollen-carrying keel of the alfalfa flower trips and strikes pollinating bees on the head, which helps transfer the pollen to the foraging bee. Western honey bees, however, do not like being struck in the head repeatedly and learn to defeat this action by drawing nectar from the side of the flower. »

yes i know they changed the icons again 😩

i’ve been getting really into pokémon lately playing BDSP

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: a cartoon beaver is punched how do i tag this

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20520974

my girlfriend thinks i’m a sicko and who am i to argue really

just making sure we have a complete set of #Ao3TagOfTheDay posts here at glitch cat; feel free to ignore previous boosts