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dreamt that a referee got in trouble for saying the word “fuck” over the soundsystem and so got the whole crowd chanting “we want fuck!” at a seahawks game

the answer is yes because christian god has no real attributes beyond dying for people’s sins

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they're just so boring like. “first of all i would like to thank god.” is that really the best you can do

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i don't mind people thanking god for shit but christians are so fucking bad at it

kibben keyboard layout version 5·1, now hosted on GitLab because it makes generating the HTML view much easier

gitlab.com/kibigo/KibbenKeyboa

w… why is 🚫 U+1F6AB NO ENTRY SIGN and not U+1F6C7 PROHIBITED SIGN

i can build my website with a handful of deno scripts

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GitLab Pages is just, like… better than GitHub Pages?!

do you think there are people exploiting log4shell to order free snacks off the internet

const userInput = "${somethingBad()}"
log(`${userInput}`)

should not execute somethingBad(). that’s super fucked up.

everybody is going blah blah unsanitized user input, but user input should be sanitized by default. i mean what the fuck

she’s not a scribe but she is a little sub

sure am glad critical linked data infrastructure isn’t java-based that would be a nightmare

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it's a good thing java isn't like, a popular development platform, running on billions of devices, or anything

the important christian godhead of butter, caramel, and white cheddar

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