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i have been informed that Gays These Days are afraid of fucking older women so i am attempting to test the veracity of these claims With Science 👩🏻‍🔬

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gay milfs :do_boost:

the calendar is not complete i’ll be filling it out over, like, the next year

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one piece evidence for my argument that romance and horror are actually the same genre is in horror sometimes you know the jump scare is coming but it still makes you feel feelings and in romance sometimes you know the kiss is coming but it still makes you feel feelings

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if you tried to proposition me for sex when i was stressed and overworked i would be like. no thanks. beds are for sleeping lol. take a nap

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imagining murakami using the phrase « that was just—*no*. So much no. »

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these are not polls because i would be offended by literally any result

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last night i think i dreamt about having sex with hestu, the korok

my goku opinion is that i know lots of people who have goku opinions and they’re all right

« The most chaotic thing you will likely ever experience is the constant shower of supercharged cosmic radiation coming from every direction in the sky. »

h̩̲̖̭̟̳̲̓̉̔͒ͥͨ͋e̐ͩ̊̒̑ͥ̂ͣy̷̧̧̱̹̦̦̬͚̗̮̝͔ͩ͌̓̑̔ͨ̐ͧ̇͆!̡̙͠ ̯̞̤̗̺͕̗̩̤͇̝ͅͅî̶̸̦̬̘̻̣̺̠̬ͣͮ̉ͯ͋͂ͩ̕ţ̸ͧͪ̆̊͗̇ͨ̍͐͂̒ͦͯͨ ̶̻͓̝͕̝͕̟̦̯̥̘̂̊ͨ̂ͥ̇̆̄͌̆̿̕͟i̶̜̘̻̝̹̰͔͚̙̜̲̖̯̅ͩ̓̂ͦ̉̔̈́̋͌ͤ̋͋̀s̸̢͏̣̼͉͙̮͈̪̠͖n’̵͚̦̲̮̭̙̬͎̼͍̪͕̹͍̜͋̂ͯͣ̀ͬ̊ͩ͊͗ͭ̽̇ͩ̽tͮͥͧ ͈̝͎̥̫̦̪̓̓ͬ̉͛̐ͧl͂͆̒͢͠o̴̔̑͋̏̅̈́͐͊̌͢͡u̙̱͓̙̮ͤ͊̄͒ͭd̷̴̙͙̘̬̹͎̬̮͇̩̗͔̥̮̟̀ ͆̈ͤ̔͌͑̏ͬ͑̐̽̍̎ͣͨ̀͢é̾̂̃̉n̸̯̻̜̫̠̱̗͈͘͞ò̬̙̻͎̯͍̻͈̹̗̰ù̶̢͑ͨ̍ͧ͒͗̈ͦg͓̱̲̳̺͋͑ͭ͋̅͢͝h͉͎͔!̷͖͚̯̝͔̱̲̎̄͆͋ͭ͋̀͟

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the taste of someone’s lips!
hands! on! hips!
swaying in the kitchen!
ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʜɪᴛꜱ

this post is a bit belated but whatever it’s still morning

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*sees a cute image of a fox*

this person probably draws porn

*checks website: furaffinity.net*

mature lesbians having mature conversations about their relationships 😍

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