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if you don't know what the fuck i'm talking about you didn't go to Mass before 2008 when they evidently revised this response to be “and with your spirit” which is much less fun

the lord be with you / and also with you

is just catholic for

me too thanks / me too thanks

did you know that if you turn OREO upside-down you get ᴏⱻᴚᴏ

i should say, defective intransitive “get” because it isn’t conjugated

love the fact that intransitive “get” is now a synonym for “has been acquired”

luckiest girl in the world ✨

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

please don't add latex to mastodon it's kinky enough as it is

when someone in so many words says “yeah i’m looking forward to you fucking me”

is kibi a stone dyke

this is probably one of my more contentious English orthography takes

you don’t actually need an apostrophe to show adjectival possession; you can just call it St Nicks Day

mozilla isn’t

consider whether the people you look to for safeguarding the web are involved in the cultural heritage sector

consider the web as an institution of cultural heritage

(“et” is latin for “and”, which is represented in symbolic logic as ∧. “vel” is latin for “or”, which is represented in symbolic logic as ∨.)