Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i’m not going to view your talk

« Weeks or months, years even, may pass before someone else finds what you've written but it's important to understand: This is what separates the web from what came before it. »

« “Both sides” was a rhetorical weapon used by hypocrites and the ignorant. »

data knight

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me: ugh why is my body doing [thing i have speculated my body does when it is tired]

me: *is tired*

you ever see a post which annoys you so much you block the entire server it came from

i am very sleepy

what did the one lesbian relational database table mom say to the other lesbian relational database table mom? don’t drop it!

why have a child when you could have a table in a relational database

couples’ database systems

this is my terminal

« looking at your terminal makes me feel like i'm about to try and remember what IRQ my sound card uses »

i guess if they’re ordering me a computer that means they actually want me for this job

i’m music pretentious but only towards people who like mitski

(the Gregorian calendar, at time of introduction, was 10 days off from the Julian. the English-speaking world was so slow to it that it became 11. certain things, like tax days, kept their “old” dates by advancing them forward 11 days, so that people wouldn’t be swindled.

the 11 day offset was fixed in stone at this time. it does not accommodate further divergence between the calendar systems.)

works with any holiday, have fun

for example, much of the English-speaking world celebrates some derivative of Armistice Day on 11 November, and a minority celebrates Martinmas

but you COULD be celebrating Old Halloween

1 weird trick

did you know you can celebrate any holiday a second time 11 days later if you just prefix the holiday name with “Old”