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to help measure the diversity of our workforce, we ask that you please answer the following questions regarding your identity:

1. Are you kinky or vanilla?

who is ready to be completely exhausted for the next month or so

is my love for technical specifications a consequence of my catholic heritage

i’m not a red diaper baby but i am significantly more of a red diaper baby than most of the people on this website

“you don’t have to worry about paying union dues” friend i’m worried about NOT

what if i just celebrated…… 3 halloweens

« the last thing I want to do is inadvertently hit on someone who's gen z, (not that I'm that old, I just...need you to have been alive when the twin towers fell) »

just read “prayer gown” as “gayer prown” and now i’m wondering what a prown is

what makes this post funny is that my friends all know how painfully vanilla i am

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when sedgwick said « someone who is, under several different discursive regimes, a sexual pervert », i felt that

in 50 years this will be where kids think the phrase comes from

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do other people associate “tie the knot” (as in “get married”) with knotting or is that just me

but is it a liberal or socialist democracy, that is the question

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“In 50 years, Link transitioned Hyrule to a democracy and also ended racism forever” ambitious

i just think it’s a very funny rhetorical strategy to assume that somebody in the world needs to hear your argument while admitting that you don’t even know who that person might be

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and i feel pretty confident that if they needed to hear something from me, i would know

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