Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

“it cheats the audience” babe, the audience *wants* to be cheated

it’s not my place to draw these lines but i’m just not really sure it can even be called a fox story if nobody fucks the fox

british people really just think foxes are vampires, best as i can tell

british people writing fox stories: and then the fox was like ooh! ooh! seduction!! but reader, i resisted! and i foiled that dastardly spirit’s plans, and in a rage it slank away

actual fox stories: so then zheng fucked the fox

why would you do this

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why can’t companies just print QR codes like normal

real tuff girls top

“why are my tests failing??”

tfw

also because it says « i had just moved away from home to london »

you can tell it’s british because it says XX instead of XOXO

been listening to https://www.hollyhumberstone.com today

the issue for this has been open since August 2018

there are some features of javascript which i understand not supporting but `==` and `!=` are kind of fundamental

why does anybody use this broken‐ass software

thanks TypeScript

you might think this is putting the cart before the horse but i am not excluding the possibility of a bijective if

i think my life would be a lot easier if i were a cute trans girl

it's weird how the witches in harry potter drink pumpkin juice when pumpkins are not indigenous to the british isles