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the real reason hand/finger kink isn’t widely recognized is because it’s a girl thing

anyway, yaoi hands,

like foot kink is all about the soles of the feet and it’s a big deal because those are big erogenous zones and whatnot but palms are boring as fuck why would you lick a palm when you could suck a finger

hand kink isn’t a thing because finger kink is way better

also finger kink is TOTALLY a thing

« You had sat down on an empty stool » ought to have picked a full one

since i am compiling a list of holidays and observances for november, you should inform me if there are any holidays or observances which you think i should observe in november

i do not accept observances without fixed dates

fologh me
on th internett

« Unlike International Women's Day, (March 8) International Men’s Day isn’t officially recognized by the United Nations, which observes World Toilet Day on November 19. »

« until such time as you conduct a survey among all Catholics worldwide, you cannot say that I have "pre-Tridentine medievalist fringe views" »

just eat the whole banana

people who peel fruit: why

getting out of bed 🙄

like talk about a holiday for complete tools

well, the actual reason is because they hate Catholics

i always found it really disappointing that the reason english people celebrate the fifth of november isn’t because the king was almost blown up but because he wasn’t

zwidge

i’m not an expert or anything, i mean i’m only a B.A., but bi typically means likes fucking both