Lady @Lady@cat.family

i’m an expert at sculpting flat things
*pounds Play-Doh against countertop*
it’s a stomach

« the sculpted flatness of her stomach » is it just me or is that an oxymoron

because i WOULD
i would meet them

you all are lucky i am stuck at home and can’t go out into the world to MEET GIRLS

« I would like to recommend a Linux text editor, but I haven't found any good ones. »

for (
let
dayInMonth = 1 - (new Date (year, month - 1, 1).getDay() + 6) % 7,
dayInWeek = 1,
week = calendarBody.insertRow(),
seasonIndex = +Object.entries(Array.from(seasons.values())).filter(( [ _, $ ] ) => month > $.startMonth || dayInMonth >= $.startDay).pop()[0],
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
; daysInThisMonth >= dayInMonth || dayInWeek % 7 != 1
;
dayInMonth++,
dayInWeek = (dayInWeek + 1) % 7,
week = dayInWeek == 1 ? calendarBody.insertRow() : week,
!(nextSeason.startMonth > month || nextSeason.startDay > dayInMonth) ? (
seasonIndex = (seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size,
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
) : void null )

the javascript is horrid

i made this with javascript

listening to BERWYN

look at these fucks there’s no way they grew that pumpkin themselves

🥴

there are two types of people: those who know the exact cadence at which this is said on a visceral, emotional level, and non-Catholics

Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, because we are ignorant white settler fucks who don’t know how to grow our own food. Amen.

you can write fairy tales without fairies in them it just makes you a tool

the reason why tolkien is considered the basis for all fantasy is because people infantilized the term “fairy tales”

Vah Naboris’s back is not broken, never has been broken, and considering it is not a beast of labour, would not be seen carrying straw

« The straw that broke Vah Naboris’s back » cute but you do realize this metaphor makes no sense right

🧟‍♀️💤

still upset that that fanfic referred to the Master Sword as a purple sword

no, THIS is a purple sword

yeah i still don’t have an answer for this one