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“it doesn’t work if we don’t help each other out” okay get on my level then 🥱

some people just really like helping and i simply don’t need it!

sometimes i think i might offend people on account of knowing what the fuck i’m doing

drinking swiss miss

« I write sappy fanfictions. » have you considered writing sapp*hic* fanfictions instead

trying to figure out whether “save my work” or “turn off my laptop” is more anachronistic here

« “I’ve missed you, too. Let me save my work and turn off my laptop and then, I’ll be all yours.” » tell me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade without telling me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade

« Twelfth Night in the Netherlands became so secularised, rowdy and boisterous that public celebrations were banned from the church. » fuck yeah that’s a holiday right there

i’m actually completely fine with the holiday season i just don’t like the actual holiday

you just party the fuck out of Twelfth Night and then bake bread

i would literally rather celebrate epiphany than christmas

look just because i’m listening to CHVRCHΞS,

https://youtu.be/ZgWBlEvsD2E

go make art it’s way healthier

people didn’t invent theories of systemic oppression for the sake of personal catharsis that’s not what that’s for

type of kid who doesn’t know how to express emotions except through the language of social justice

it's National No Writing Month (NaNoWriMo); if you see anyone writing, deck ’em

« The whine that tore from her was nearly lewd. » they are literally having sex

i mean first off who wears a bra to bed

imagining sharing a bed with someone for like an hour before you notice they aren't wearing a bra