Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

okay great my code works there’s just a bug in safari regular expressions

new tim linghaus
memory sketches ii
https://timlinghaus.bandcamp.com/album/memory-sketches-ii

because this pacing is bad

is their pacing this bad in real life

i’m a little curious whether this author has ever like, actually talked dirty to somebody over the video phone

just drop that detail in there why don’t you

« He’d been left both an orphan and a werewolf by the same childhood attack. » wait hold up

did you miss the part in Twilight Princess where Zelda goes “im gay for u midna” and Midna goes “damnb girl well IM gay for U”

why would you write an AU Zelda fic with both Zelda and Midna and NOT have them be girlfriends??

i’m pretty sure this was in Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You!

remembering that moment in the New Pokémon Movie Alternate Canon where Ash is like “i want to be a Pokémon Master!!” and his companions are like “……you mean like a Champion or……?” and Ash is just like “no! it’s way more than that!” and refuses to elaborate any further

this might be the first fic i’ve ever read where they actually used a dental dam

when they try to be clever but the implication contradicts the statement

hmmm

normcore is not real but if it WAS real it would definitely not be acting basic; stop confusing the two

actually i might be in luck; the only non‐regular component of a D·T·D is elementdecl which i think you can skip over simply by matching /<!ELEMENT [^>]*>/

it’s not regular; it’s not possible to match it without building an entire fucking D·T·D processor

i don’t even know what the fuck i am supposed to do with this if internalSubset has been removed from the D·O·M

you have got to be fucking kidding me