Lady @Lady@cat.family

going to copy-paste this at the beginning of everything i write now

i’m a little offended that there aren’t any /Reader fics though like what even is the point then

thank you, i also do not have any interest in what the British Royal Family does behind the doors

« Disclaimer: No slander intended. I have no idea nor interest in what the British Royal family does behind the doors, that's their business. I do not mean to implicate either the Prince of Wales or the late Duke of Edinburgh in incest or necrophilia, and this work is 100% fiction. »

i’m glad we live in a world where British Royalty RPF is Not That Popular on AO3

maybe i should be researching British Royalty RPF instead but look,

i reaaallllyyy don't want to

ZeLink Shippers ⚔️ Link/Reader Shippers

apparently

DOES NOBODY ELSE RELATE TO THIS PILLOW PRINCESS

make that one works

HOW HAS NOBODY (besides me) WRITTEN A SINGLE SECOND-PERSON SMUT WHERE READER=ZELDA

what do you mean there are only 9 works and i wrote one of them

look the conceit of this fic is that she reads it

can't believe, after a long hiatus, i am once again researching zelda porn

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what is a woman

it *looks* like it is

okay is this behaviour standardized or

that’s funny because i am a bee

if you’ve been following me for a while you know what to fill in here

hot takes

like i think they just cut library science from elementary education instead of modernizing it

FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG