Lady @Lady@cat.family

this is why you shouldn’t write third‐person limited

do you not realize that you can maintain the suspense of the situation WITHOUT having your protagonist look like a fool, by simply not revealing their plan until the appropriate moment instead of forcing them to come up with it on the fly every time

what is it about fiction authors and having people realize things in the moment

hate to break it to you, fanfiction protagonist, but every diary is equally rare

brain has not been doing the thinky lately

do you, for some reason, think that i will parse this better as a voiceover in real time

when people post youtube videos for what is essentially just a paragraph of text

when th dogge run ond th dogges eares flappen

everyone knows “has raised questions” is bullshit for “we don’t know what we’re talking about” right

the question wasn’t raised, you just finally started paying attention

and you are listening to national public radio 🎵

the controversy of whether trans people should be respected or punched in the face has raised questions about identity, sexuality, and the future of martial arts

“what is StatusNet??” the curious reader may ask

well, you may have heard of GNU Social?? no??

StatusNet is what they called GNU Social before 2014

if you know what rainbow dash network is, you have officially been on this website too long

it runs StatusNet 1.0.1

SOMEDAY

SOMEDAY i will see someone posting from mspsocial.net and my initial thought won’t be to mistake it for Rainbow Dash Network

use it to tie knots!!

continue with your yarns and lies, TIME; i see you

TIME claims “Male movie stars have often been defined by an old model of masculinity”, but i think those of us who have read “One Hundred Years Of Men Taking Off Their Shirts” in BuzzFeed.News know it’s actually the opposite

you think the Xbox has confusing names but wait until you learn about firearm ammunition