Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

have you Met a Hacker

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you're low on HP!! use absorb you fool!!

i get unreasonably upset when characters in fic use bad strategy

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ASMRnB
recited in persian english

https://sabzi.bandcamp.com/album/recited-in-persian-english-2

that’s my incredibly controversial take

everyone: third person limited is so useful!!

okay so write third person, and then limit yourself when it is useful,

getting into internet arguments about the utility of third person limited

still scratching my head at this one

the purpose of National Coming Out Day was not soppy letters to your parents but making sure all your friends and coworkers know, with certainty, that they definitely know somebody who is gay

interesting how National Coming Out Day was originally incredibly interlinked with gay and lesbian conceptions of the personal as political but now we mostly see it as an apolitical ceremony and personal choice

*yawns needily*

« it’s fair game to say what you will about christianity and catholicism, 2 extremely powerful religions »

mario is not a silent protagonist he says “mamma mia”

sampled some whale noises and remixed it into an epic dubstep track. the whales love it.

(unbeknownst to me) english translation of the whale dubstep track: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

puppy: i am just a DOG!!

human: no… you are a FLUFFY DOG!!

vampire boyfriend??
vampire boyfriend pins!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1145690053/vampire-boyfriend-enamel-pins

I AM THE SPHINX WHOMST GUARD THE STAIR

i am very sleepy 💤 pls do not disturb ❌

*“Saint Margaret of Antioch, patron saint of peasants and the falsely accused” voice* Princess Aurora Briar Rose, patron princess of the perpetually exhausted