Lady @Lady@cat.family

*yawns needily*

« it’s fair game to say what you will about christianity and catholicism, 2 extremely powerful religions »

mario is not a silent protagonist he says “mamma mia”

sampled some whale noises and remixed it into an epic dubstep track. the whales love it.

(unbeknownst to me) english translation of the whale dubstep track: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

puppy: i am just a DOG!!

human: no… you are a FLUFFY DOG!!

vampire boyfriend??
vampire boyfriend pins!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1145690053/vampire-boyfriend-enamel-pins

I AM THE SPHINX WHOMST GUARD THE STAIR

i am very sleepy 💤 pls do not disturb ❌

*“Saint Margaret of Antioch, patron saint of peasants and the falsely accused” voice* Princess Aurora Briar Rose, patron princess of the perpetually exhausted

professional wrestlers of the open sea

oh wait this is “Emerald Seas” by Seven Spires nvm

listening to disney soundtracks

playing KR0 makes me want to continue work on my visual novel engine but unfortunately it’s blocked on Market Commons ⅠⅠ

oh, this one is NASTY

why are you making this complicated it’s not complicated

ME: you are the BAR-FLY

DAD: like a literal fly?

he did not have the patience to watch the play

*playing The Entertainment*

DAD: what’s that?

ME: a play

DAD: is it like a mystery or something?

ME: it’s like a play

sugar and spice?? i want to be that one

as a kid i always thought it was fucked up that boys were made of snips and snails but maybe that's just because i wasn't a boy idk

forever janice kwan