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why are you making this complicated it’s not complicated

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ME: you are the BAR-FLY

DAD: like a literal fly?

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he did not have the patience to watch the play

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*playing The Entertainment*

DAD: what’s that?

ME: a play

DAD: is it like a mystery or something?

ME: it’s like a play

as a kid i always thought it was fucked up that boys were made of snips and snails but maybe that's just because i wasn't a boy idk

leftist talking points:
1) vampires are cool
2) to the extent that the struggle against the vampire is a metaphor for the struggle of the working class, this is not a moralistic argument about the vampire’s relationship to sin. the vampire does not choose to prey on the people, and neither do the people have any choice but to bring about its eventual demise; such are the material conditions at play.
3) however, no vampire literature actually portrays them thusly. that’s fascist propaganda to turn the people’s attentions away from their true enemy, who is not the vampire (who is cool) but the wealthy elite standing in the way of an equitable solution.

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when they try to sound like a smart leftist but they don't actually know any leftist talking points

no good narrator ever gives you their honest opinion

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if the narrator said it, it's probably the joke

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when you can't tell if they understand that that's the joke

straight and punk just feel like antonyms to me y’all, idk

why dominos taste so good?? but feel so bad??

“in Canada, women are encouraged to embrace an individualist mindset and abandon collective responsibility”

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please just give me a book which is not entirely about some youthful protagonist achieving her own, highly‐specific, individual dreams slash power fantasies

please just give me a book about someone who understands collective responsibility and has a historical perspective regarding activism and change

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