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straights don’t get to write books about the death drive

Naya should pick the first option

how to tell an author is Canadian

i also do not want to read about people incapable of maintaining professional distance

i’m not planning on reading this book

i could wake up every morning to discover that this cover and i shared a bed, and i would not consider my life a tragedy

give whoever designed this cover an award

if you want to write about someone unnaturally sexy and gifted, the correct genre for you is vampire fiction

i also do not want to read about widows, royalty, Harvard law students, or Navy SEALs

how hard is it to just write a book about somebody normal

romance authors: if i write a book about somebody normal then everybody will know i’m a fraud

librarians please add an “ordinary fucking people” tag to your romance search options on Libby; i don't want to read about a viral internet star or an heiress thanks

whatever happened to firemen

babe you can do so much better than a former Navy SEAL

when they say “hopeless romantic” but mean “foolishly swallowed the propaganda of patriarchal heterosexuality” and not “really likes thinking about Frankenstein”

very informative thanks

hard to find that during COVID

the next time i find someone attractive? it will probably be the same exact shit

the last time i thought someone was attractive, we were snuggled together in a queen-sized bed at a bed&breakfast in apple country, and they were playing some music from youtube on their laptop and softly singing along, and i looked up at their face and could just see every part of them reflected there

and they smelled like ginger snaps, or maybe that was the ginger snaps we picked up from safeway the day before

people who think i’m pretty? i think they’re full of shit

remember when i wrote

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i long for those days