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there’s a lot we can all agree upon regarding the harry potter franchise but i hope that foremost among them is that the names were bad

i also think the united states is too big but the problem is that most of the people who have wanted to break it up have been racists

maybe then i could actually learn something on this webbed site

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just post the literal things, there’s a ton and you don’t need to fake them

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sometimes i don’t understand bots, like, why would you markov that, the source is way more interesting

this is right up with there with “hope i haven’t used gosh or jeez” because there isn’t christianity in pokémon

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i can’t ⁜really⁜ get mad at Galar fics given its treatment in the anime but even so, sometimes repeated overt americanisms just get grating

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i generally don’t worry too much about dialect because mine is strange in any environment, but there are some words which just seem out‐of‐place imo

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you ever have those moments of like ‘oh no, i sure hope i haven’t used the word “mad” in my fanfiction with the american meaning; it should be “angry” or “upset” ’

“see, what i think you need to do is uhhhhh read some books”

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“actually if you analyse the relevant historical factors at play there is a reason things are like that”

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sometimes people say things like it is supposed to be baffling but i am not at all baffled

otherwise most of these are unfamiliar names to me; i should poke around and give them a listen

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glad to see Wolf Alice was on the shortlist and didn’t win; Blue Weekend is good but it isn’t ⁜that⁜ good

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glad to see Nubya Garcia was on the shortlist; great album

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it’s awkward though because like, it’s not just going to go away? everybody in galar expects it now. there would be a huge uproar if the pokémon league was like, “nah we’re banning dynamax”

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dynamax battling is a very recent and unnatural addition to the sport promoted entirely because it makes for good T·V; there is very little to suggest that it is actually like, good or healthy for the pokémon involved

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like sword and shield are pretty explicit about the fact that dynamax pokémon usually, er, go on rampages and the whole “using them in battle” thing was something chairman rose, the big bad guy of the entire game, invented to increase spectacle, which was opposed for probably ethical reasons by the person who was most knowledgable regarding the dynamax phenomenon, professor magnolia

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continuing in the time‐honoured pokémon fan tradition of just kind of ignoring the fact that dynamaxing pokémon is probably actually really fucked up

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