Lady @Lady@cat.family

mastodon makes it easy to browse instances you’ve suspended but hard to browse instances you might need to suspend. why?

i am Absolutely going to have to build in some better moderation tools here jfc

we currently have 14 pages of servers where we are aware of at least one user other than the instance actor

you can now view my current keyboard layout at https://go.kibi.family/KibbenKeyboard/

“it’s printed on the key” shut UP

where the fuck is the slash key on a standard qwerty keyboard

very surprised at how large the numbers are for weirder.earth (bigger than cybre.space??!); i wonder how many of those accounts are actually active and how many are just like, imported follows and followers

after a week of no moderation, what instance do we know the largest number of accounts from? well,

reasons to turn on secure mode: ↑

why y'all federate with th'all servers

our federated timeline is great, no problems, but there are some frem folks in the replies sometimes

planning on vetting federation today / this weekend, so assholes beware 👀

« “Blue?” Tawny giggled. “That’s not a name, silly. That’s a color.” » for the life of me i can't tell if this author knows what tawny means or not

w-what do you say about the one-stars

the author just fundamentally does not understand how to give anything stakes

this romance was kinda fun to tease at the beginning but now it's just sad

if your story doesn't make sense you don't have to try to rationalize it; you can just press the delete key

« The L-word sent a thrill of fear down his spine. » girl does like Victoria's Secret

they did not write the sex scene, probably because they knew they could not convince the reader they know what good sex is like

« Finally, he understood what making love meant as opposed to having sex. Everything happened spontaneously with no inhibitions. » today i learned this author hasn't had good sex