Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« The L-word sent a thrill of fear down his spine. » girl does like Victoria's Secret

they did not write the sex scene, probably because they knew they could not convince the reader they know what good sex is like

« Finally, he understood what making love meant as opposed to having sex. Everything happened spontaneously with no inhibitions. » today i learned this author hasn't had good sex

today i learned this author feels shame about their love for Victoria's Secret

it's okay author, you can like Victoria's Secret and still be a feminist, Gloria Steinem said so

« “Weren’t you against Victoria’s Secret and their objectification of women?” Tyler retorted.

“I didn’t buy them.” Rose shrugged. “They were a present from Marcus.” » i love wearing clothes my ex bought me to make me look more fuckable, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too

i’m glad this is a college student story because ordinarily i would say seeing your best friend girl in her expensive name brand lingerie that she's wearing because she's a lawyer is not a good enough justification for wanting to pursue her as a relationship partner but college students are horny as fuck

you are a cute butt, i think it's cute, cute butt cute butt derrière

you don't have to say derrière you can just say cute butt

« Try as she might, his password was an alphanumeric nightmare, and he was sure not even the CIA would be able to crack it. » i am a man i have a large penis it has lots of letters and numbers

maybe this is intended as more of an antihero sort of romance novel

she would have preferred to wear an oversized sweater to bed, but unfortunately she was a law student, and all she had was expensive name-brand lingerie

just a normal roommate who likes to fantasize about her pal cheating on his girlfriend, nothing strange about that, maybe someday he can cheat on me too

she goes to his room and presses her ear to the door in an attempt to discern if he is sleeping with someone else

this protagonist:
+ wow this guy's phone is ringing
+ it must be his girlfriend
+ i don't like his girlfriend
guess what happens next

kids set their ringtones to silent

“i don't know what kids set their ringtones to these days so i will just call it vintage”

my name is romance author i think it is good characterization to give my character a “vintage MC Hammer ringtone”

in romance you can either read about college kids or you can read about MILFs, there is no in-between

romance is without a doubt the worst genre, why is it my genre

you know, i have some trashy romance novels downloaded to my phone that i haven't read