Lady @Lady@cat.family

you don't have to say derrière you can just say cute butt

« Try as she might, his password was an alphanumeric nightmare, and he was sure not even the CIA would be able to crack it. » i am a man i have a large penis it has lots of letters and numbers

maybe this is intended as more of an antihero sort of romance novel

she would have preferred to wear an oversized sweater to bed, but unfortunately she was a law student, and all she had was expensive name-brand lingerie

just a normal roommate who likes to fantasize about her pal cheating on his girlfriend, nothing strange about that, maybe someday he can cheat on me too

she goes to his room and presses her ear to the door in an attempt to discern if he is sleeping with someone else

this protagonist:
+ wow this guy's phone is ringing
+ it must be his girlfriend
+ i don't like his girlfriend
guess what happens next

kids set their ringtones to silent

“i don't know what kids set their ringtones to these days so i will just call it vintage”

my name is romance author i think it is good characterization to give my character a “vintage MC Hammer ringtone”

in romance you can either read about college kids or you can read about MILFs, there is no in-between

romance is without a doubt the worst genre, why is it my genre

you know, i have some trashy romance novels downloaded to my phone that i haven't read

ah yes, fandom, the community known for its incredibly deep and contentious divides; sounds like the perfect thing for me to make generalizations about based on small surveys and broad demographic information

we don't need “Sira” that is not a useful word for our language

don't invent a female form of Sir, just use Ser for all genders; fantasy authors, i beg of you

“i’m rejecting you but not for the reason you seem to think i might reject you. that part’s fine”

okay i didn't say that

person on okCupid messaged me like how do you feel about nonbinary femmes and i was like i'm a big fan of nonbinary femmes but did you know kink is not a healthy source of therapy

kids just got katamari’d