Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

this protagonist:
+ wow this guy's phone is ringing
+ it must be his girlfriend
+ i don't like his girlfriend
guess what happens next

kids set their ringtones to silent

“i don't know what kids set their ringtones to these days so i will just call it vintage”

my name is romance author i think it is good characterization to give my character a “vintage MC Hammer ringtone”

in romance you can either read about college kids or you can read about MILFs, there is no in-between

romance is without a doubt the worst genre, why is it my genre

you know, i have some trashy romance novels downloaded to my phone that i haven't read

ah yes, fandom, the community known for its incredibly deep and contentious divides; sounds like the perfect thing for me to make generalizations about based on small surveys and broad demographic information

we don't need “Sira” that is not a useful word for our language

don't invent a female form of Sir, just use Ser for all genders; fantasy authors, i beg of you

“i’m rejecting you but not for the reason you seem to think i might reject you. that part’s fine”

okay i didn't say that

person on okCupid messaged me like how do you feel about nonbinary femmes and i was like i'm a big fan of nonbinary femmes but did you know kink is not a healthy source of therapy

kids just got katamari’d

real dialogue in a real anime by the Pokémon company

ASH: Goh, you seem bummed out…

GOH: Not exactly; I was just… a little embarrassed, ’cause we’re… holding hands…

ASH: We have to!

why did they call it transitioning and not evolution

why did they call it evolution and not transitioning

Ash saying “Good for you, [newly evolved pokémon name]!” has big trans energy

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