Lady @Lady@cat.family

“i’m rejecting you but not for the reason you seem to think i might reject you. that part’s fine”

okay i didn't say that

person on okCupid messaged me like how do you feel about nonbinary femmes and i was like i'm a big fan of nonbinary femmes but did you know kink is not a healthy source of therapy

kids just got katamari’d

real dialogue in a real anime by the Pokémon company

ASH: Goh, you seem bummed out…

GOH: Not exactly; I was just… a little embarrassed, ’cause we’re… holding hands…

ASH: We have to!

why did they call it transitioning and not evolution

why did they call it evolution and not transitioning

Ash saying “Good for you, [newly evolved pokémon name]!” has big trans energy

https://pr8734.content.dev.mdn.mozit.cloud/en-US/docs/Web/API/URLPattern

true

that’s my work for the day

lol https://github.com/glitch-soc/mastodon/pull/1603/files

this linter thinks

const value = (() => {
if (a) {
return val1;
} else {
return b ? val2 : val3;
}
})();

is easier to read than

const value = a ? val1 : b ? val2 : val3;

but i’m not sure i agree

but there IS definitely a lot of Chozo SOMETHING going on in that game, and there were hints of Chozo something in Samus Returns too, so who knows

(i do not find that likely)

generally speaking the Metroid games just kind of neglect the fact that Samus was literally raised by bird people with no human contact from the age of like 3 to 16, so if Metroid Dread wants to pick up that plotline i’d be VERY interested in seeing what it does with it

wait this is an official post??

are they… bringing back the manga…??!

i would decline that job

honestly i can’t believe anybody is voicing PAW Patrol: The Movie characters