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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28)
i think i will give this one a 5/10; i don’t think it deserves a passing grade but it WAS better than i expected
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28)
the first blowjob was the usual boring “this is actually just foreplay” shit but!! surprise!! there was a second blowjob
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28)
« The sensation of her warm tongue showering him with affection » is it a shower or more of… like… a slather
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28)
props for using the phrase “sensitive nub” for the head of a penis?? big negative however for using the phrase “illicit act” to describe going down on it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28)
this fic is kind of unfortunately much better written than the last one, considering it has a much worse premise
we’ll see how the sex scenes go tho
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28)
it’s tagged “creampie” so we already know it’s going to be bad
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
there is a sequel to this fic but I’M SURE NOT READING IT
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
3/10 blowjob?? maybe?? kind of hard to evaluate this one honestly but i’m gonna go with that
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
this author is like “the good thing people like about sex is uhhhh the lighting and the camera angles”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« There was a light on above them, and the angle of it caused Zelda’s hair to form a golden halo around her head, as if she were an angel sent from heaven. » ok look babe i know we’re fucking but look this is like the perfect shot just wait there i gotta get my camera uhhhh do you know where i set my lens bag wait no don’t move just a second i promise
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« Linkle plopped down next to her, and Zelda instinctively pulled her closer and rested her head on the taller girl’s shoulder » Zelda is taller than Link(le)
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
i get that this author is using Linkle as just trans!Link but her whole character trait is supposed to be that she is bad at directions; why would you pin that on Zelda
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