Sell the dream back to me, like you thought of it first. Like you live for the words. Mr “Tell Me How To Feel”—came all this way to miss the meal. Your promises were made to break; your parables were my mistakes. All this “It was only you”: Where were you when I needed proof? Girls are at the gate, sir. What’s it gonna take?
@coriander i mean if an army of giant turkeys tried to blow up the earth
wouldn’t you eat the turkey??
@coriander like poison ivy is not a good idea. as a character, she is conceptually overwrought and cliché. but you can tell some good stories with poison ivy
magneto is a great concept but half of the stories involving him are ass
@coriander yeah i think my current mood is that marvel has better ideas but worse stories??
@coriander i can’t believe marvel took superheroes and made them boring
@coriander just give me a weird little dude. a funky guy
the concept of the everyman did way more damage to American storytelling than the three-act structure
when i was a kid they used to say “the press is the fourth branch of government” but i didn’t understand at the time what they meant
@coriander he/him lesbian
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